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Cuckblock

When a guy with no chance of hooking up with a girl cockblocks every other guy out of jealousy.

Dylan kept cuckblocking me last night. Laura told him there’s no way she would get with him so he cuckblocked me and her all night!

by Notmynamehere February 21, 2022

cockblocktopus

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblockistan

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

by King Needsome December 27, 2005

Clockblocker

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.

"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."

by redmattersite August 4, 2018

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

by UncleShylock July 25, 2006