chaps eye

the pee hole of your manhood

look how far the cum shoots from my chaps eye

by Chris K March 12, 2004

cheaseyflease

semen, man juice, jizz, etc.

I shot my cheaseyflease all up in that ho's face.

by Ralphus April 12, 2004

Cheap as Chips

Australian slang for something being cheap or easy.

“This new car is cheap as chips mate”
“it’s cheap as chips, I can do that for ya”

By Jayce

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

witchcraft that's too cheap to meter

(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)

1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.

1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

El Cheapo

Defined from the "Money Game" on The Price is Right, the lowest possible number on the board.

"You don't think it was 'El Cheapo', do you?"

by NozeNuggets February 22, 2014

Cheapsake

A tacky, inexpensive tourist souvenir. A crappy holiday keepsake.

"Hey, look at these little green fluorescent Eiffel Tower statues, they're only one Euro..."

"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!

by bill cauliflower January 23, 2019