Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.

"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"

by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023

Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.

Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

cannibull

A fertile male bovine dat actually eats intruders instead of just "giving them da horn".

Don't "mess wif da cannibull" --- you'd have more than his cranial-lances to worry about! Taking away his credit card wouldn't help, either --- rather than "charging", he actually "goes carnivore" on yer a**.

by QuacksO August 3, 2023

Canine Racist

A person who is extremely biased against certain breeds of dog.

Canine Racist should keep their hands out of housing legislation and insurance companies.

by AviBlue23 May 19, 2023

Cannibal

Cannibal is a derogatory term for innocent people who did nothing wrong.

Prosecutor: That man is a Cannibal!
Defendant: You are what you eat...

by JJkiller1092 May 23, 2023

cannibal bully

A person who bullies other bullies in the name of justice

John: Did you hear about the new kid? People call him a cannibal bully

Kiel: Yeah apparently he gets information about jerks and use it against them

by AlexEmoCorner/Hades_Pluto May 28, 2023

canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023