top bollox

Slang term for women's breasts.

Capital top bollox madam!!

by Zachary Alan September 8, 2005

Donkey Bollocks

Simple minded man with large genitals.

Oy, donkey bollocks, how's it hangin'?

by J61 October 15, 2007

bisto bollocks

the appearance of the testicles after anal sex when any 'bum gravy' (a bit like fanny batter but brown in colour and from the anus) residue has been allowed to dry, thus making it look like you have just dipped your sweaty bollocks in the Bisto.

Eee and Col were having a threesome again and lucky Col got the chance to 'smash her backdoors in'. After some frantic thrusting he eventually finished and withdrew only to find his privates covered in bum gravy. Too tired to wipe his knob he fell asleep and allowed the bum gravy to dry. When he and Eee eventually woke up Eee remarked 'love the look of the Bisto bollocks mate'.

by the testicle team August 4, 2012

balloon tickler

A large hairy German who likes to rub balloons on his nipples while yodeling, this is usually done in a tub of jagermeister.

"Hey is that David Hasselhof?" "Yeah it is, he's such a balloon tickler."

by Fuckie the drunk clown May 18, 2014

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014

ballooned

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.

Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!

by Wordo534 April 21, 2018

baby balloons

balls

Lick my baby balloons.

by julibra August 5, 2008