by yungG24S July 25, 2017
Get the opp blockmug. When you are having a dream involving intense sexual content, when all of the sudden your alarm clock goes off and you wake up in the middle of it.
I was banging Meagan Fox in my dream last night, but i was totally clock blocked when my alarm clock went off as I was about to get a blow job.
by redcard101 March 14, 2012
Get the Clock Blockmug. V. Derived from the term Cock-Block. When a friend or bystander prevents you from making fun of someone.
You: Hey man, do you like fish dicks?
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.
by gerbinator2013 July 23, 2009
Get the Mock-Blockmug. When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.
by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010
Get the cop blockedmug. by dmart November 19, 2005
Get the poke-blockmug. 1) To be cock blocked is when someone prevents you of hanging or talking to a girl of interest.
Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.
2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.
Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.
2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.
1) Moose and Kayleigh were hanging out together and Damion cock blocked Matt.
2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.
2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.
by Da-Moose_Productions December 4, 2007
Get the Cock Blockedmug. Variation of cock block; when someone awkward joins the group/conversation causing the person trying to get laid to get cock blocked
Person 1: Bro, did you get some last night?
Person 2: No, fucking John showed up and made everything awkward so we decided to call it a night
Person 1: Get awk blocked, bro -_-
Person 2: No, fucking John showed up and made everything awkward so we decided to call it a night
Person 1: Get awk blocked, bro -_-
by Hashed Brown June 19, 2011
Get the Awk blockmug.