A thick cock, measuring 32 cm of length minimum, making life difficult for its owner and its entourage.
by Kushkusht November 22, 2021
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by anonymous January 30, 2022
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a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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Did you see that girl with the big tits and ass that’s definitely a blatshteyn.
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Damn that girl is hot she’s definitely a blatshteyn.
by I’m sexy and I know it 🥵 February 13, 2022
Get the blatshteyn mug.Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".
Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.
by QuacksO May 7, 2022
Get the blather, wince, repeat mug.A dining wear eating surface that is larger in circumference like a plate but dished like a bowl. Blates are best for dishes like spaghetti and stews.
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Get the Blate mug.The definition of a blateal - A dark emo mother fucker that associates themselves with major depressive bands and singers. Surprisingly at the same time blateal's are honest as fuck. Black for the soul, teal for the truth.
Oh wow there's a blateal over there! Let's unfriend it on discord. Because we're so cool and are much better than them Ahaha!!
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