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Bacon Briefs 

Men's underwear that have been overused that the garters have loosened and have the appearance of bacon strips.
Your old man's wearing those bacon briefs again.
Bacon Briefs by maicster February 16, 2010

Bacon Sex 

When students from online schools meet together at a public function (ex. a dance or a party) for an orgy-fest or related debauchery. One or more members from said group bring bacon to the occasion.
Lizzie: Hey lets meet up at the dance for some bacon sex!
AJ: BACON SEX! WOOT!
Alex: I'm in!
Nica: I'll bring the bacon!
Bacon Sex by immatotalBAB September 23, 2011

bacon dodger 

Slang term for jews, not meant to be specifically offensive, but there's no accounting for some peoples sensibilities, is there?
"and as for Jacob, it's months since I last saw the old bacon dodger"
bacon dodger by Taff Roberts September 8, 2008

Bacon warrior 

fights for the white man against the evil that is islam
paki 1:noo is that the bacon warrior
paki 2:zomg his meat is not halal!
Bacon warrior by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

bacon wrapped hot dogs 

The only truely proprietary food of Los Angeles, California. While these tasty little devils can be found in many major metropolitan areas - especially outside the doors of nightclubs and bars around last call - their immense popularity in Los Angeles (especially various Hollywood club and bar districts) and the fact that little deviation from the tried-and-true recipe of hot dog + bacon wrapped around it + topped with grilled onions/peppers is ever found, nay, tolerated in the streets of Los Angeles, makes them truly a Los Angeles culinary icon.

The Bacon wrapped hot dog has its roots further south of Los Angeles, namely, Tijuana, Mexico and Baja, California - however, before it emigrated north of the border the hot dogs had other - may i say - unnecessary additions to it, i.e. cheese, salsa, olives, and occasionally a mexican "meat" called chorizo. these south of the border variations also go by the name "regio" dogs. do not buy or consume these. you will get AIDS and/or chlymidia.

Los Angeles bacon wrapped hot dogs however, are completely safe - though they may be made by unlicensed street vendors who are in violation of local health codes (and, by the way - officially banned by the city and county of Los Angeles), and are often fried on top of cookie sheets affixed to a burner fueled by a portable propane tank in the open air, so all manner of airborne particles (dirt, smoke, dust, sneeze and cough particulates, rain, and even semen!) are free to land on them - didn't i mention that they are fried? and anyone who understands science understands that fire. kills. everything.

all in all, these LA treats are like an orgiastic explosion of greasy flavor that blocks up your arteries but not your throat. So, if you ever visit the best (and trashiest) city in America, hit up the Cahuenga Corridor over the weekend and pound one of these bad boys down your greedy little throat - and you'll know why you came.

Pat, Alle, Rodrigo bail out the door of Bordner's/Moscow at 2:05AM:

Patrick: shit dude, iso fuckin drunk I-
Rodrigo: I'm fuckin starving!!!
Allesandra: dude, it's one of those s***s selling those baconhotdogs!
Patrick: I'm so down! gimme five dollars
Rodrigo: *eating noises* I fuckin love bacon wrapped hot dogs!!

Bacon Table 

When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.
Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.
Bacon Table by KingofAlltons June 26, 2010