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Brandon

An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
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Brandon

A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.
Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”
by AlexLibro October 29, 2018
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Brandon

A HOTTT guy, he’s super smart and hot as frick. He is a player and all the girls like him, but if u see him you would understand why. He makes you feel special and beautiful. He’s not everyone’s dream boyfriend but he sure is a heck of a catch!
by Kit_kat2505 June 2, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is an okay person.... he’s a-bit of a wankerand a massive pervert he is in love with Brooke Busbyand Carmen Kassia
brandon: I love you Carmen

Carmen: no...
by rexoc1237281! April 20, 2020
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Brandon

Hey look at him he’s brandon
by JTarr July 19, 2018
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Brandon

Someone with an incredibly small penis
Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.
by BigBoyGamer March 5, 2020
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Brandon

Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉
Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon
by Branner64 January 9, 2018
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