porch ape

The kind of woman who doesnt even go for a guy with a car, Just a porch... related to things like lot lizards and that hooker on main street

Man look at that porch ape.. Matthew cotton sure knows how to pick them

by THETOOLMAN February 17, 2010

Los angeles ground ape

A black person native to los angeles

also known as laga

Tom: Dude, just saw me a nigger
Brad: You saw you one of them Los angeles ground apes?

by inwitit April 22, 2011

King Ape

Found in Warrnambool the King Ape is a rare species that survive by catching Salmon the swim upstream during winter.

King Ape goes by the name of Bretty B

by GorgeousBrad August 30, 2006

cube-ape

A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.

John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.

by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

Rhyming Ape

A response given as a reply when you can't understand a rambling idiot with an accent

Q: What did he just say?
A: A rhyming ape

by Heath79 October 12, 2008

raging ape

Team name for fantasy football team whose owner likes to be on the receiving end in a dirty dolphin.

Team Owner: Ehhh Ehhh Ehhh. Thats a raging ape.

by Relatively Yours October 10, 2013