sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

Cheese Sandwich

The act of having two women with yeast infections (simulating bread) scissor with an uncircumcised man's penis (simulating cheese) in between during a threeway

Jewish guy: what you get up to last night friend?
Non-Jewish guy: dude, i got cheese sandwiched last night!

by Sloppy_1306 December 13, 2019

Cheese

A dairy product that is edible and can be found in almost every store

Hey son I'm going to get some cheese the store

by Sjingkokajeh2uks February 13, 2022

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

smells like grilled cheese

It’s unpleasant.

Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.

by Greenlowtops July 31, 2023

Strickland of Cheese

A title for someone who is a gay lil' bitch boy who thinks he knows everything.

Person 1: Man, Aedin is a real Strickland of Cheese.
Person 2: What the fuck does that mean?

by Cheese Strickland November 26, 2023

foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025