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bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.
Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.
bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

blueburrito 

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burrital climax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmic taste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.
Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.
blueburrito by Jetty Pattman January 16, 2009
An older woman, usually between 50 and 60, who frequents clubs or venues where blues music is performed. "Bluegars" tend to be highly intoxicated and overly aggressive toward younger men, especially if those younger men are musicians. Unlike "cougars" who are generally attractive older women, "bluegars" are almost never attractive.
Man, did you see that bluegar in the leather jacket? She totally flashed us during the last set and keeps winking at me. She looks like she's been drunk since noon....
bluegar by Scrubbins April 28, 2011

Ballsack blues

1. a dull, nagging pain in the scrotum from jumping, running or playing impact sports without support.

2. a lingering case of blue balls
Since i played volleyball this morning, i've been singing the ballsack blues.
Ballsack blues by Teeny B Smith September 7, 2006

yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga
Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

Post-Con Blues 

The feeling of sadness that comes from leaving an anime convention and returning home to your original, normal life.
Ever since I got home from Otakon, I caught Post-Con Blues, and I haven't been able to get anything done.
Post-Con Blues by Ixra October 8, 2008