blueburrito

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burrital climax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmic taste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.

Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.

by Jetty Pattman January 16, 2009

Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 2, 2018

Baeburrito

Calling your girlfriend a nice burrito cause she looks amazing and has all that good stuff inside
Babe/burrito

"Oh look, it's my Baeburrito looking fine as hell today!"

by Baeburrito February 4, 2021