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Ancient penis 

A very old and smelly penis
Hey Grandpa you have an Ancient penis

guinness penis 

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'
Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?
guinness penis by Angel_k June 26, 2022

Kleiner penis 

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick
Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,

Poopy Penis 

When your penis gets dark brown feces on it from a poopy anus
Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad
Poopy Penis by Never not doing it October 13, 2022

National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!
I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls
That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!
Jersey Penis by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022