Midnight Blues 

A feeling of intense sadness and shame for the past or the dreading of events to come, stemming from overthinking as a result of sleep deprivation. This often occurs late at night, but can usually be remedied by simply sleeping.

“Babe I’ve been crying again, I miss you so much!”

“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”

Midnight Blues by Carnefice July 24, 2019

Facebook Blues 

Facebook blues occurs after writing on someones wall, note, or status, and they don't respond. You wait and wait for a response constantly checking your Facebook to see if they have done so.

After the first day of hourly checking your facebook, you begin to facestalk them. This includes checking to see if they have commented on someone elses wall, status, or photos. As a last act of desperation, you send them a private message repeating the original post.

Your sadness resonates throughout Facebook until they respond, at which point you've gotten rid of the Facebook Blues.

She wrote on her crush's wall and waited a couple of days for a response. After the third day she was hit by a bad case of Facebook Blues; and, she felt sad that he had updated his status, but not responded to her comment.

Facebook Blues by La'BonQie May 16, 2009

Bluey 

A cartoon doggo from Brisbane and is taking the world by storm. This kids show is so cool it even has adults grasping for more.

Alright guys it's time to watch everyone's favorite show Bluey

Bluey by jackjack8ack January 2, 2021

bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.

Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.

bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

blueburrito 

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burrital climax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmic taste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.

Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.

blueburrito by Jetty Pattman January 16, 2009

bluegar 

An older woman, usually between 50 and 60, who frequents clubs or venues where blues music is performed. "Bluegars" tend to be highly intoxicated and overly aggressive toward younger men, especially if those younger men are musicians. Unlike "cougars" who are generally attractive older women, "bluegars" are almost never attractive.

Man, did you see that bluegar in the leather jacket? She totally flashed us during the last set and keeps winking at me. She looks like she's been drunk since noon....

bluegar by Scrubbins April 28, 2011

Ballsack blues

1. a dull, nagging pain in the scrotum from jumping, running or playing impact sports without support.

2. a lingering case of blue balls

Since i played volleyball this morning, i've been singing the ballsack blues.

Ballsack blues by Teeny B Smith September 7, 2006