nutcracking 

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.

Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!

nutcracking by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010

nutellie 

Having more then one nutella.

Courtney: I have some nutella! :)

Lauren: I have nutellie! :))

nutellie by hatepeacelove November 15, 2011

nutcrackering 

The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!

nutcrackering by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015

Nuting

Slang for "Nothing." Similar to the term nuttin', this particular colloquialism is believed to have originated from Holly Hill, a poverty-stricken area known for the under-educated residents, north of Daytona Beach, Florida.

First known use: 1975

Jeremy: Pa, you drank all my beer... Can you give me $5 so I can buy a 6-pack of Busch in a can?
Billy: I owe you nuting!
Jeremy: Dagnabit pa! You ain't good fur nuting!

Nuting by SiouxZQioux December 19, 2017

Nutting 

When you are eating nuts

Me and my friend were nutting together

Nutting by TheNutDealr May 24, 2021

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet 

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet by weave March 24, 2003

Deze Nutz 

A phrase usually said as a joke. This is said when someone answers a question with a question. This very common amoung the younger people and the black race.

"Hey guess what."
"What?"
Deze Nutz!"

Deze Nutz by D Jay February 15, 2008