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Cumtastic Thunder Cunt 

adj.-One who loves being filled with man juice, and is a roaring std filled pussy. Permiscous and full of homosexual intentions.
Bills is a cumtastic thunder cunt, he never drinks with the gang.
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cock head cunt muffin 

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends
Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin

C.O.D Cunt 

'C.O.D Cunt' can be used as a Noun, Adjective or Verb, as well as in any tense, whether it be past, present or future.

Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.

A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not

The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.

To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.

Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.

WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title' (A Prime example of good English alliteration.)

Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'

1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!

1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
C.O.D Cunt by wardataionstation November 5, 2010

Hot as cunt 

The phrase defines a balmy temperature likewise to that of a 'Hot Cunt'

It also loosely translates to when a woman is hotter than her cunt (Theoretically speaking) as the cunt is the best part of a bitch.
'It's hot as cunt!' - The weather is nice and warm and comfortable and makes you want to jizz everywhere.
Hot as cunt by Arlen P. Teers January 13, 2012

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

One who used their democratic vote in an ill-educated, misinformed, xenophobic manner, with little understanding of the consequences.
Wayne, can you even spell referendum you Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt?

CC (cancerous cunt) 

When someone you really hate is pissing you off you call them a CC. They don't even need to be doing anything but you can call them a CC (cancerous cunt) anyway.
I saw zak from school today and he was showing off his new car that was given to him by his parents. He was being a right CC (cancerous cunt)
CC (cancerous cunt) by BigL1996 February 2, 2017