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Bluetooth Douche 

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
Bluetooth Douche by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
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Bluetooth psychosis 

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.

Bluetooth psychopath 

A person who hacks into an unwitting stranger’s Bluetooth device by clandestinely pairing which he does to obtain personal information about that person.
When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.

bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.
When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

Bluegreenland 

Bluegreenland is a state of mind that trancends borders and locations, a philosophy that takes the road less travelled, a way of living without fear and suppression, the path to freedom of mind and heart.
I was skating near the smoke stacks during my lunch break, it was all good, the wind blew the dust away and I was deep in Bluegreenland, after a while the factory guard chased me away and I figured when a shark shows up its time to paddle back to the beach, back to work, building sand castles for my boss the jellyfish, the waves will be there again tomorrow
a blueprint is the one who paved the way so the other bitches could walk.
Blueprint by anonym243 March 15, 2022
An American art form from the Appalachian Mountains. Lightning fast tempos make it technically difficult to play yet it is easy to listen to. Similar to jazz, improvisation is a key component. Bluegrass has so much rhythm there's no need for drums. Vocal harmonies are clearly defined like family music.
A country drawl in your voice will make you a better bluegrass singer....Festivus, God of Festivals, comes down from the mountain to hear his favorite musicians and see his loyal followers at bluegrass festivals.....Bluegrass does not need the help of corporate music companies for success.
bluegrass by Matt Louis September 23, 2005