sertafied mail

Da type of USPS shipping-service dat you utilize to send a mattress to someone.

Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.

by QuacksO March 3, 2026

Spider main

Somone who mains spiderman in hero shooter Marvel Rivals, these people usually have birth defects due to genetic issues or in womb drinking

"Dude I know that Spider Main doesn't have any parents"

by Muncho huncho March 29, 2025

MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.

I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained

by Fried Hard April 14, 2025

Minute Maid

What Pro Wrestlers say about their opponents being a one trick pony or hot topic for a few a hot minute.

Wait. Hold up there Minute Maid. You ain’t taking my time and title shot that I earned. So go to the back of the ‘cause ya boy is next.

by DragoNino April 23, 2025

aimtrainer main

someone who neglects playing fps games and instead shoots bots for hours everyday inside an aim trainer

Jimmy cant shoot more than 25 lg because he is an aimtrainer main

by Ueuauwue7 June 11, 2025

Ness Main

A chaotic smash bros. player who often plays as Ness (a cool psychic kid)
Sometimes disliked by the competitive side of the smash community, but over-all pretty fun once you get to know 'em ^^

Non-competitive player: woah, you're a Ness Main?
Ness Main: yep
Non-competitive player: neat!

Competitive player: sybau💔💔🥀

by Rowan_XD June 13, 2025

High maintenance

When you have beautiful Mother named Lynda

High maintenance may be Lynda’s nails are always perfect, lipstick not missing, pjs are LuLu

by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025