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Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.
"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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cum dumpster

A person who is known for taking up cum, usually as an insult. Most cum dumpsters are dream super fans/stans.
"bruh Spicy Bun Pumpkin#6014 ur such a cum dumpster"
by truleef November 30, 2022
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Cum Bracket

To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner
I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!

He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.
by Flaglicks September 21, 2022
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Cum Filled Twinkie

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
by bitchuck December 7, 2024
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Cum-dumpster

Someone who takes all the load during sexual intercourses or conducts.
During a frat party, Akif became a cum-dumpster as everyone was spraying their semen on him.
by Suzy blea March 9, 2022
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Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.
Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.
by Karbonyx November 1, 2023
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Cum

A white gooey substance that comes out of your dick and is made out of pure shame
"No I don't have a collection of cum jars what kind of animal did you take me for!?"
by camo_man September 14, 2022
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