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The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo 

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.
Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.

Canadian Body Double 

The nicer, more respectful and less vulgar version of your true self. Used for business events or first impressions.
I had to meet Kayla's Mother so I brought my Canadian Body Double.

Discount double-check 

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin 

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.

Stunt Double 

A person who looks just like another person.
"Dude, Michael Cera is Joe's stunt double."
Stunt Double by Pete Springer February 22, 2008

Discount Double Check 

While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.
Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?

Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.

Austin: Cool bro! *high five*

Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
Discount Double Check by IsiMan85 December 29, 2011