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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Monkey man

Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.
"My name is Monkey man, don’t you dare call me Bigfoot again, that’s my archenemy."
by Germanyisthebest April 27, 2021
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Tg Monkey

A person or a collab of people who work day and night on createing Transgender fiction, art and comics.

For their community of followers.
1. Wow Look at that Tg Monkey go two updates in one week.

2. She has poured everything into mataining her Tg Comic site to perfection now that's a Tg Monkey.
by _TODD_ November 11, 2011
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Argyle Monkey

This word is used to describe someone who is cringe, unfunny, and not very smart. However, the argyle monkey has a legendary backstory.

The Argyle Monkey is a truly dreadful and wretched creature, feared by those few who have heard of it. Its existence is both a curse and a mystery, as few have encountered it and lived to tell the tale. This creature, with its grotesque features and unsettling presence, lurks in the darkest corners of forgotten forests and abandoned ruins, where even the bravest dare not venture.

The Argyle Monkey’s most distinguishing feature is its fur, a bizarre, patchwork blend of argyle patterns—sharp diamonds of vibrant colors that seem almost too bright, as if to mock the eyes of anyone unlucky enough to behold them. The fur itself seems to shift in hue, constantly changing as if woven from the very threads of chaos itself. The effect is disorienting, leaving those who look at it too long dizzy and unsure of what they’re seeing. Some claim the creature’s fur is enchanted, acting like a hypnotic pattern that draws its prey closer until it's too late to escape.
by qrinni_hater69420 March 26, 2025
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Monkey

This is the most fashionable creature to walk the earth.

monkeh...
dude, that monkey is totally stylish!
by childofthe_k0rn January 11, 2024
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Monkey

"Monkey: Oo, Aa, Banana"
by Dahvede October 20, 2020
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