Urban Dictionary: Definitions by kathred

User Settings

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025

Flag

Get the Newport monkey mug.

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

Flag

Get the Newport monkey mug.

More random definitions

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email