The Trucker John 

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

The Trucker John by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

Sir Elton John Suite 

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

Sir Elton John Suite by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

6.0 John

Owner of big polar bear that loves to spin the tires and race every fn in sight, Big polar bear is a ten thousand pound longgggggg bed work truck, 6.0 john also dated the daughter of a person on street outlaws, but that bitch was a torta. Also a lover of the one and only GABE FERREL !!

OMG is that 6.0 John im getting so wet!

6.0 John by SRT.Ant April 7, 2024

What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

What the John by John the Johner April 8, 2024

6.0 John

6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.

Omg is 6.0 John doing a burnout, I’m getting so wet !

6.0 John by SRT.Ant April 9, 2024

fat white john 

a very fat white girl that is usually very popular with hellcat driving blacks

“look jamal just pickup that fat white john in his hellcat “

fat white john by cj2k24 April 22, 2024

The Immaculate Penis of John 

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

The Immaculate Penis of John by El Zodiac April 26, 2024