SSuSS/Double Sus 

It's Suspect & Suspicious Combined.

Chadwick: Man, these new Dunkin donuts' chocolate balls are straight-up BUSSIN
Levon: *pauses* Damn you sucking them real hard, bet they real good huh. Too bad they ain't in a sac
Chadwick: AYO BRO, I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A SNACK MY POPS BOUGHT ME BRUH, YOU AINT GOTTA BE SSuSS
Levon: The hell is "SSuSS"
Chadwick: Double Sus, Suspect & Suspicious SSuSS/Double Sus, Do You Ever Read The Urban Dictionary?
Levon: *gives bruh look* I'm just saying you were sucking real hard
Chadwick: I WAS BITING, YOU SSuSSY DIRTY MINDED BOY IF YOU WANTED ONE JUST ASK *Gives Donut*
Levon: Oh, thanks, but for real, if I bite, will it hurt?
Chadwick: DOUBLE SUS
Levon: Just Sayin
Chadwick: JAIL, JAILLLL JAILLL
Levon: Bruh I Just-
Chadwick: JAIL YO SSuSSY ASS NEED TO GO TO JAIL
Levon: OK, OK, DAMN.. *eats*

SSuSS/Double Sus by • JΛKΣ • January 27, 2022

Shot the double 

when you cum / ejaculate twice during sex with your partner

"I was banging Sarah last night and I shot my load over her stomach, then stuck it back inside for more and came again over her pussy"

"So you Shot the Double"?

"Yeah"

Shot the double by shooter cum September 16, 2009

Drop a double doogan 

To produce a large bowel movement, usually taking at least twenty or so minutes.

Man, I'm sorry that I destroyed your toilet, but I had to drop a double doogan dog!!!

Drop a double doogan by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

Douche-Count double check 

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

Douche-Count double check by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

Ur dad double lesbian 

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

Ur dad double lesbian by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018

Same-Brain Double-Think 

An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.

“We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”

Same-Brain Double-Think by Spleentastik January 20, 2023

Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper 

A Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers.

I love Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper

Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper by WhopperKing7 March 19, 2023