@ivan_the_cat 

The cutest cat with a mustache on TikTok. Makes everyone's days feel better, including mine. Go watch his vids, you'll love it.

"Yo have you seen @ivan_the_cat on TikTok?"

"Yeah bro lil man has a mustache and he's so cute"

@ivan_the_cat by SlayAnotherDay January 13, 2022

Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

Lick a cat by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

oscar the cat 

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf

Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick

Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me

oscar the cat by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag 

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022

Jaide’s cat 

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

Jaide’s cat by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022

trap that cat 

a way of getting pussy/securing a hook up

"i trapped her cat last night bro"

"i'm meeting a hook up tonight, totally trapped that cat"
"did you trap that cat last night"

trap that cat by cat trapper February 28, 2022

tummy time for that cat 

Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.

It’s tummy time for that cat!

tummy time for that cat by catsarefat February 28, 2022