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Mount Rushmost

The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.
In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.
by You rReal Name August 18, 2020
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B-Mount

the greatest freestlye rapper in the history of Australia.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Mount Launderous

Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.
It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.
by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017
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Northfield Mount Hermon

A private, primarily boarding high school located in Gill, Massachusetts. NMH thinks Deerfield is their main rival, but Deerfield barely knows NMH exists.

Thanks to NMH's mandatory student labor and the active farm on campus, early twentieth-century Mount Hermon students were regarded as hicks by their contemporaries, and Deerfield gave them the derogatory nickname "Hoggers." In the 1960s, NMH developed a reputation for hippies and drug use.

NMH has the largest campus of any New England prep school, with ample woodland for students to have sex in, and it also has the most deans of any New England prep school to catch them. NMH also used to have the best prep basketball program in the country, but in 2022, the school dismantled the program. NMH still has the best alpine skiing program in New England and elite soccer, crew, and Ultimate Frisbee teams. Additionally, NMH used to have the best food of any prep school in New England, but obviously no longer does.

Northfield Mount Hermon is, in conclusion, worse than Deerfield, Choate, Loomis, and St. Paul's; but better than any Vermont prep school, Williston, Cushing, the average public school, or a sharp stick in the eye. Students can rest easy at night knowing that three meals will be waiting for them the next day (if they have time to eat them) and that they will probably not be sexually assaulted by a straight male student or teacher.
Chauncey: Tomorrow we're going to Northfield Mount Hermon.
Pilchard: Who's Herman?
Chauncey: No, Northfield Mount Hermon, like, the boarding school. We're going to get cooked by them in hockey.
by RamRancher20 October 29, 2023
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Mount Pritchard

The quietest place in south western Sydney includes obesity strip also you could meditate there for hours
Ronny: Its so quiet
Justin: Yeah
Ronny: Could meditate in Mount Pritchard for hours
by ChampPunk December 30, 2007
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Mount Tipida

The best place in the world. Fictional mountain where all women wanna go.
Man: Ayy girl you ever been to Mount Tipida?
Woman: Tipida?
Man: Tip-a-dis DICK

*sex*
by Lukeypukey1234 June 12, 2018
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Mount Hawke

Skatepark near Truro in Cornwall, England, UK.
"One of the biggest UK Skateparks"
"Mount Hawke is NOT cheese"
"Screw the quotes, lets just ride"
"Where Chris broke his arm"
by Ivor Richards May 29, 2008
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