Stoner Corner

A 'Stoner Corner' is a place where people chill. It is generally near a staircase. No stoners must be present for a corner to be a Stoner Corner, but everyone in the corner must either be very quiet or very loud, and constantly discuss music.

"Hey! Lets go talk about the Grateful Dead over in the Stoner Corner!"

by Dewfiend December 31, 2007

Stoner-Boner

A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis

"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"

by AcidFr33k April 23, 2010

stoner trap

noun, any object, organic or inorganic, that will attract the attention of an oblivious stoner and effing lock him or her into place, thus rendering them useless to society for at least 10-15 minutes. eg. computers, tv, cats, youtube, video games, more weed, online head shops, trippy posters, eating

"sorry i was late, my computer was a total stoner trap."

by dankity dank January 13, 2009

Stoner Boner

When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.

When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.

by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010

stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.

Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."

by juggalettelex February 24, 2010

stoner dog

It's the playmate of a stoner kitten, it's the one that teaches her everything. Usually has a stoner boner.

Stoner Kitten: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!!!?!?!"
Stoner Dog: "Relaaaax. You just smoke it."
Stoner Kitten: "Ohhhhh. Thanks my dog!"
Stoner Dog: "No worries man."

by katekatter July 27, 2008

stoner boner

getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.

Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner

by themacbleezy December 28, 2010