Stoner-Boner 

A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis

"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"

Stoner-Boner by AcidFr33k April 23, 2010

Stoner-Boner 

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.

Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.

Stoner-Boner by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010

stoner boner 

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

stoner boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

stoner boner 

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

stoner boner by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Stoner Boner 

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

Stoner Boner by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

stoner boner 

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

stoner boner by killachronic August 28, 2005

Stoner boner 

When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on

A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"

Stoner boner by Who gives a toss? April 1, 2010