stacey

very good looking , loves dick , will suck dick for a fiver behind work , asda , school and will do anything to take a massive cock , usually has a std but is incredibly fit and has a juicy ass and massive tits

i just shagged Stacey her pussy was so tight it was like a dick guillotine and i only had to pay her a extra pound for some head

by gkop June 17, 2019

Steefle

To lovingly, sensually or passionately carress an inanimate object. In proper context the object should resemble an animate form of some kind.

"Billy, stop steefling that statue and get over here."

"I warned you about steefling the food mixer."

"The sculpture is lovely, Winston- but I'm overcome by an urge to steefle it."

by Tehwin May 23, 2003

Stacey Special

Receiving a no handed blow job while driving.

On the way back from the Rays game she gave me the Stacey special.

by Mr Smiff August 21, 2010

Texas Secession

An idea that only a dipshit would support. Right now, Texas is still an economic powerhouse, unlike most of the other states. Some people fear Obama's increased taxes, as if it would ruin our economy, so they bring up the idea of seceding. This is pretty stupid. Texas would have to make their own versions of necessary federal programs, all of the fortune 500 companies in Texas would move to another state, and the US would embargo everything from Texas. I could go on and on about this, but in short: Texas secession would be a blow to the balls for Texas, and a blow to the balls for America as well. Isn't it funny how people think Texas could secede because Texas willfully chose to be a U.S. state in 1845, but nobody considers secession for any other state?

I live in Texas, a very diverse state with over 25 million residents. 90% of us understand that Texas secession is a terrible idea. Please, ignore the minority of dipshits. Sam Houston frowns upon them.

by dirty_frank July 22, 2009

Steel Rider

A steel rider is someone who removes the seat off of their bicycle and inserts the bar that connects to the seat into their anus or vagina, depending on their sex, and rides the bike while the bar is still inside of them to their destination.

Friend: "How did you get here so fast?"
Man: "I'm a steel rider, remember?"

by youwillregretit December 16, 2008

stecy

It is ABNORMAL to find a guy name STECY. However, STECY is a very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. STECY is a sweet guy and knows how to treat a girl. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. STECY could be a mixed or fully black, also cute and very good-looking. More importantly he has amazing taste such as, music, clothes, food, and even sports. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be STECY boyfriend....mainly because everyone knows that he like commitment, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

STECY IS A SWEET AND A GUY WHO ALWAYS CONCERNED ABOUT OTHERS.

by 4nonym0u$ February 12, 2018

Stacey

She's a basic bitch. Mean to everybody, redheaded mainly, and coldhearted.

"Hey, nice jacket!"
"Shut the fuck up."
"No need to be a Stacey."

by Jinx Fuckem September 3, 2013