Dont Speak

1.
A southern street slang languge thought to have come from North Carolina into Maryland.

2.
A language where the begining structure is completely contraditionary, and either involves the words don't or I Know.

3.
A complicated way to speak which confuses surrounding listeners, yet makes sense only to ones know what you mean. Very funny because of peoples reactions when they try to butt in your business.

"Dont call me when you get off work"
Translation: Call me after work.

"I know why this girl got a maxi pad stuck to her high heels"
Translation: Why does she have a maxi pad stuck to her heal?

"Dont I know why this girl keep call me?"
Translation: Why does this girl keep calling my ass, buggin me?

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004

half-speak

To attempt to participate in a conversation while still listening to headphones in one ear, in an attempt to look cool and aloof. The action often generates contempt for the half-speaker.

"God, I'm sick of Hamish and Joseph half-speaking all the time!"

by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006

sedaned

To be drunk enough (after a Long Black Sedan Band show) to pass out and wake up with cigarette butts in your mouth and beer bottle caps embedded into your forhead.

Joe got sedaned and got up close and personal with the floor of Jacoby's restroom.

by Nicotine March 11, 2003

speagle

When you write your name on a paper when your teacher tells you not to

"HEY! Don't speagle the paper!"

by Eyebrows on fleek January 6, 2016

speak greek with a roman accent

it means when a person is talking but nobody can understand what they are saying

What did he say? He might as well speak Greek with a Roman accent.

by Ms. Pinkberry December 21, 2016

Shedad

A rather risky father

"Your dad's a bit of a shedad isn't he Ron?"

by Gmac123 May 7, 2018

Hockey Speak

The lingo or language used by most hockey players grade 8-12

“Woah that boyski really went bardownski on the goalie”
“Hey Brady I heard the scouties are checking yeh eh?”

“Why do those retarded hockey speakers act like they’re all that?”

by Minnesotski December 3, 2019