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settlersplaining

Attempting to explain something you yourself actually lack the knowledge needed to understand to someone who actually does have that knowledge, an act often performed by settlers to Natives
For examples see twitter
Person 1 "Why is he comparing the difference between a school of fish and a herd of buffalo to two human ethnic groups and where does he think buffalo would get prejudices against schools of fish in the first place? How does any of that 'prove' his belief that there is only one Native American culture in all of North America?"
Person 2 :He's settlersplaining, don't expect him to make any sense"
by MoeWebster May 21, 2018
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Settlers

Wanna play Settlers after dinner?
Hell yeah, I've always got wood for sheep.
by torontonium August 7, 2019
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Mono-functional settlement

A settlement is where there is only one main industry.
A mono-functional settlement example is a cattle station.
by Kcirvam March 14, 2012
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Shettle

Used by one who recently "claimed" a toilet as their own. Commonly used by germaphobe-like people who hate having friends use their toilet. Has similar attributes to that of the territory disputes of western settlers in the 1800s or that of a dog that isnt neutered and has to mark its territory every god damn place.
Greg- "Hey Brah, I really gotta take a shit, this turd's at the drive-thru window!"

Charlie- "Nah man, I already shettled it."
by Bumleggah December 15, 2011
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Seattle Strongarm

The act of simultaneously, or consecutively, defecating and masturbating in a coffee shop restroom
I was all pent up on my road trip until I stopped off at a Starbucks and gave myself a Seattle Strongarm.
by Surrealyo September 3, 2012
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Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.
That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.
by Dubiks December 13, 2018
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jet setter

One who has been murdered and the dismembered. The remaining body parts then distributed across the globe. Also see global traveler.
"Have you seen Joe?"

"Na, I heard Joe pissed off The Gooch and became a Jet Setter."
by goochlive April 14, 2010
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