Angry Penguin

An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.

See also Angry Pirate

You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.

by Binary Nation September 12, 2004

Jesus Penguin

1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.

2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.

Look at that Jesus Penguin tap dancing on water!

by gallia December 13, 2008

Plastic Penguins

Another exam technique used in conjunction with flub, used when the answer to the question is not known.

7. 2x-56y(54x-2y) = x + y

Answer: Plastic Penguins

by Alex September 17, 2004

SEiGE PENGUiN

Posts at steampowered

Can't spell siege

"I FUCKING HATE UNWISE"
"Wow, control your yourself Seige"

by James from Jamaica April 29, 2005

salty penguin

An unwashed penis after sex.

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

Club Penguin

An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!

Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!

by Lonon9856 December 31, 2012

Naughty Penguin

When a woman is sucking your dick, and then you throw up in her mouth. After that you spread your butt cheeks and she spits the vomit in your butt,and then after all that you clap your butt cheeks together.

Dan: "Caleb why were you late to the meeting"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"

Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"

by Waskar February 21, 2011