2 definitions by Binary Nation

An Angry Pirate is when you whip out your dick and splooge into a girls eye and then kick her in one knee. She will then come after you on one leg with one eye out like a Pirate.

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You gave your girlfriend an Angry Pirate last night.
by Binary Nation September 13, 2004
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An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.

See also Angry Pirate
You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.
by Binary Nation September 13, 2004
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