The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
He rocks and you know it.
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
by punchline March 6, 2005
Get the Patrick Star mug.Person 1- "I saw Patrick Kielty on the TV last night."
Person 2- "I hate that stupid bastard. I've got nothing against taking the piss out of people for comedy, but when he does it he isn't funny or clever and looks like a totally ignorant wannabe prick."
Person 1- "You don't want these tickets to his show I bought you for your birthday then?"
Person 2- "I hate that stupid bastard. I've got nothing against taking the piss out of people for comedy, but when he does it he isn't funny or clever and looks like a totally ignorant wannabe prick."
Person 1- "You don't want these tickets to his show I bought you for your birthday then?"
by Cap'n BaGaF! Oh Yeah! December 16, 2008
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Get the Patrick shwavy mug.Actor who has his second breakthrough playing doctor McDreamy in the hit series Grey's Anatomy.
ahm...and sexiest man alive!
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Dr. Meredith Grey: Did you let me scrub in for this operation because I slept with you?
Dr. Derek Shepherd(Patrick Dempsey) : Yes.
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Dr. Derek Shepherd: Just kidding.
Dr. Derek Shepherd(Patrick Dempsey) : Yes.
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Dr. Derek Shepherd: Just kidding.
by Anna89898 February 21, 2007
Get the patrick dempsey mug.Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.
"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
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"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"
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"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"
by No 39 October 12, 2006
Get the patrick's dinner plate mug.The fastest man alive. Broke the sound barrier in 2002 and dodged bullets in 'Nam. Sometimes used in conjunction with "barrier".
-Did you see the jet break the sound barrier?
-Yeah, but it didn't break the Patrick Palmer barrier.
-Yeah, but it didn't break the Patrick Palmer barrier.
by Pat Palmer February 17, 2009
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