Nonce

Rob James

(Rob):”come on Joel come and get your apples and grapes down stairs in the secret basement hahahhah”
(Joel)who is 14:”oh no the door locked behind me!”
(Rob):inserts penis and puts penis in between his tooth gap.
Rob is a nonce

by Dhshdhsvsgsbsjjs July 26, 2018

NoCareLand

A place for people go mostly unhappy men or Unhappy married men Were they have their no care beers at their no Care Bar talking their no care conversations. No one cares. NoCareLand

HEY!! NO Care bartender.?? How is Your wife? NO Care bartender replies.,; "Who Cares??!!!" NoCareLand fu#k!n rocks!!

by Ksnowaz August 13, 2018

Nonce

Slang term for peodophile

“Wow, I heard GEORGE RECINI is a massive nonce!”

by elintillyjarman September 18, 2018

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018

Nonce

A ginger chav who lives in Rhyl, called Cameron Williams

oi look at that ginger nonce

by Its_a_me October 18, 2018

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018

Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018