mount southington

Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......

“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”

by Recked101 April 21, 2021

Mount Everest

Mother Nature’s erected nipplesthat will burst with milfy milk when it wants snow on top

Have you ever seen Mount Everest

Yeah my wife touched tips with it

by Jackparker November 3, 2017

Mount Sterling

A small town in Ohio known for its kickass police force that will use their taser on any 9 year old child refusing to to go school. The town was particularly proud of how many meth addicts were busted recently. Good food there though. Maybe don't walk around by yourself at night.

Did you see Mount Sterling in the news?

by WhoaItsReggie September 9, 2012

Mount kilmermanjaro

A large stone edifice carved into the likeness of a bust of val kilmer
Kinda the egotistical equivalent of Mt Rushmore.

We went to Mount kilmermanjaro for the weekend.the rides were nice
Such as the "tunnel of self love" but the carving itself must have been based on a much. Earlier photo of the guy!

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

Mount Poopaminjaro

When the pile of human waste in the blue porta-John begins to rise above the frozen plastic seat like Mount Everest peaking above the clouds.

Gavin pushed through the fear and despair as he hovered in the blue sweat shack, he had to hover, but he concurred Mount Poopaminjaro with one last push.

by Angry64flyer August 29, 2022

Mount Isa Motel

When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.

I had the best Mount Isa Motel last night after I found a homeless man in my car.

by Scourge of the Seven Seas September 27, 2025

mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !

mount pleasant high school - texas is in a small town with nothing to do.

by livelaughlové March 21, 2022