Midgettitus

The disease of being short or small

Hey that guy must suffer from midgettitus

by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

midgetize

to smallen something

My sweater midgetized in the dryer

by TeeeyyaawwwnnneeeCatnip March 7, 2013

Midgame

To retreat to one's car or room at half time to drink more during the game or other event.

This lacrosse game is such a bust, we will probably need to midgame in order to deal with it.

by MiketheLCB April 27, 2013

midgeroid

A short person with extremely large muscles and a Napoleon complex. The biceps are commonly the size of its head.

Brandon was a total midgeroid at crossfit, he could barely reach those monkeybars! Those steroids aren't gonna make that midgeroid any taller.

by Sarah E September 3, 2013

Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Midget Arm Syndrome

When a person has arms that are wider than they are long. This, giving the appearance that they are shorter than they actually are.

Person 1: "Wow Dan's arms are short!"
Person 2: "It's an illusion, he's got midget arm syndrome. They're 15" that's why..."

by B4tm4n October 14, 2015