micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021

micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.

I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.

by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021

macronome

4 metronome tick is equal 1 macronome.

You are playing 1/2 macronome slow

by anonymous January 11, 2021

micon

A short way of saying “my icon.”

Hey, what do you think of Jennifer Lawrence?
Oh, I love her! ShE’s micon.

by DrunkWords February 4, 2021

Micro Trans Action

When two transgender midgets are having sex.

- Wow, did you hear John and Sarah had sex yesterday?

-Yeah, they had a Micro Trans Action.

by memstealer February 13, 2021

Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall

Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her

by $dan2rich March 1, 2021

micro rejection

The experience of disappointment when a small statement, action, or gesture goes unacknowledged... especially exacerbated by the social media age

Guy 1: She didn’t answer my text for 2 hours but she just posted a story on Instagram
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection

by Andy Taylor March 19, 2021