McLish

A blowjob in the McDonalds drive through

So I got him to order me a vegan patty and the wait in was like forever, so I gave him a McLish.. Now he always orders vegan patties.

by Bagger Bond May 4, 2021

Militant

He is a random bob who plays on unofficial ark servers who is scared of official ark servers because they are too difficult

NightWolfG6mer1: look it’s the bob....militant

by NightWolfG6mer1 May 16, 2021

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

McSit

When someone sits down and there atoms fuse with the atoms of the couch and you become permanently part of the couch.

Them: Wow man that sucks
You: ya man I took a McSit and now I'm doomed for a fait worse then death.

by Aodhan O'Sluaghain November 5, 2021

military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂

Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!

by 210unknown August 23, 2021

militelloism

a lesser-known religion. Includes many practices, one being that every day at 4:29 all followers must verbally acknowledge that it is 4:29.

-“What religion do you follow?”
-“Militelloism. Oh, by the way, 429”
-“What?”
-“It’s 4:29”

by bonniebilitelloism September 13, 2021

Mcited

When you are excited to get McDonald’s

Are you mcited -Tom
Yeah I’m so happy -John

by Koalakidkiller September 23, 2021