McSit

When someone sits down and there atoms fuse with the atoms of the couch and you become permanently part of the couch.

Them: Wow man that sucks
You: ya man I took a McSit and now I'm doomed for a fait worse then death.

McSit by Aodhan O'Sluaghain November 5, 2021

McSimp 

This is a person who leads a troll army of simps who allow the McSimp to lie and they never allow anyone else to question the McSimps statements and claims. They will themselves create lies and employ their own armies of simps.

The order of the McSimp simps consists of many simps. The most notable are:-

Simp deMcSimp the leader aka McRae Boomer

Simp dePinky aka Pinky Rhetoric
Simp deDoxer aka Doxin82 Goblin
Simp deFailure aka Failed Engineer
Simp deDogBreath aka Cheshire Goblin
along with other disposable simps such as Simp deSkeptic and simp deFight

These simps and the simps who simp to them will say anything to please someone, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that simp.

Steve McSimp uses the Non-Sequitur Show as the carrot for many of the serf simps . The order of the simps though are looking to satisfy their narcissist needs for power.

Did you hear the latest news that the McSimp is mobilizing the order of the Simps to take down the Modern Day Debate Channel on YouTube with the promise that the NSS channel will rise from the ashes. Its funny though because the simp leader was the one who burned the NSS to the ground.

McSimp by greatdebatecommunity April 15, 2020

McStand 

The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.

Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."

McStand by Zelkins January 7, 2020

Sausage Egg McStuffin 

Also see happy meal.

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)

Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.

Sausage Egg McStuffin by al-stud December 26, 2009

Going for a McShit 

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

Going for a McShit by Snake July 9, 2004

Mcritchie

Flouncy

John was a bit mcritchie in that hat

Mcritchie by H’andy August 9, 2019

McShit 

Usually 30 minutes after the complete ingestion of a McDonald's meal one is faced with McCramps. These cramps are just like regular stomach pains, but differ in the fact that they are brought on by eating McDonalds.

Usually 10-15 minutes after the McCramps/McPains occur one will get the McFarts. These are generally farts with an odor similar to that of death. They reak and reak and generally cause people with you during that time to leave.

Finally, the McCramps get so bad that you run to the washroom and begin to expell feces. These feces are refered to as McShits. They are usually consist of diharea or some liquid and some solid parts. They also have an odor of death, and can cause one to pass out if they McShit too long. Generally, after a good round of McShits, the Large Intestine feels as if it has had an enema, and is generally happy until it one eats McDonald's again.

After the McShits subside you are done with the cycle, or your body may still be undergoing the the "McShit" process, and one will continue to McFart until the McCramps go away. That is the signal to enter society once again.

Matt: Omg Dude McDonald's is so good!
Sasa: I know, but it'll be bad later man, trust me...
Matt: How do you figure?
Sasa: The McShits bro, you'll see.

----- 30 Mins Later -----

Matt: Oh dude this is killing me! Ahh, what is this sensation?
Sasa: Thats the McCramps man... I told you!

McShit by xSasax February 12, 2007