Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Mash up

Mane. To Fuck that’s it

I look I’m tryna mash up and mash out nothin else labih!

by Tha$lickest April 11, 2018

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Mashed

Getting high off marijuana

Male: what did you do last night bro?

Me: I got so mashed man, it was awesome.

by Memeking56 May 19, 2021

Mash

To barge a gnarly, epic mission.

1) Dudes, let's take the ATVs out and mash the Glamis Dunes tomorrow.

2)Hey bro, let's get some tall cans and mash that babefest party down by The Point. Rather!

by Brandon Abhorrance April 12, 2005