macintrash

A noun describing what all computers put out by apple are.

The CD drive on my macintrash broke.

God damn piece of macintrash!

by Generic Humanoid March 23, 2004

Machine Gun Fart

The putrid, rythimic production of successive farts, characterized my the rapid motion of machine guns, that produces overt, suffocating fumes that reflect those of dismembered, decomposing corpses and defecated, moldy genitalia.

(American Version)
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet.

(Bronx Version)
"Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot."

(Wife Beater Version)
"Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up."

(British Version)
"Darling..."
"Yes dear?"
"Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat."
"Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!"

(Bosnian Version)
"Evvo, Evooo!"
"Ma sta je Mile?"
"Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?"
"Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!"

by Whitehoslutt6969 July 11, 2007

washing machine syndrome

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.

Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!

by caaaaasey November 18, 2009

slot machine

A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.

"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"

"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"

by Slotty July 28, 2005

mackin' biddies

To get with a girl or to get with multiple girls.
No, this does not mean to make out with a hot girl but if you are "mackin' a biddy" or "mackin' biddies" then that is definitely an option depending on where things may lead with your biddy or biddies.
*Biddies are also known as "fly honeys"*

Bob: So what did you do over spring break, man?
Andrew: Oh I was mackin' biddies.

Phil: What is Andrew doing?
Terrence: Mackin' biddies.

by crazyypapayaa August 14, 2009

macintel

A Macintosh computer that uses an Intel processor.

geek: "I was waiting for a G5 PowerBook, but now I'm going to get one of those new Macintels."

dude: " 'Macintel?' What the fuck is a - oh, wait, I get it. Did you make that up yourself? Congratulations. Go post something on Slashdot."

by KJS June 16, 2005

Machine Gunning

Flatulence released in repeated intervals while running.

When you're late after spending too much time eating a greasy meal and in the process of running you let out small flatulence at separate intervals synchronized with your steps so that it sounds like a MACHINE GUN. MACHINE GUNNING.

by Mounstah Bites December 26, 2010