Limpeater

An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.

"did you slay that girl last night?"

"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."

"Haha you are a limpeater!"

by Const01 February 9, 2010

Limpdicked

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.

"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."

by RealNerd May 20, 2014

dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014

limpy

A random dude that is about to get beat up for no reason.

I just got fired today and I'm really pissed off. Hey, see that limpy over there, pull over, it's on.

by Gaffle July 29, 2007

limpdick

n. a person who has no personal beliefs, strengths nor is he willing to take a stand for any cause.
v.t. limpdicking...the practice of having no personal strengths or beliefs.

Bill Clinton is a limpdick because he vacillates in ideology depending upon popular consensus and polls.

by Jim Hauff August 1, 2003

limpkin

the act of two people sitting in forts while looking things up on urban dictionary, and saying "ya dirty!"

Them two hauses were limpkining Sunday night!

by Matthew and Ana July 6, 2007

shit limpet

person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.

'that wankers just fucked around again and she still takes it, what a shit limpet'

by mr. daddio September 23, 2004