lemonade splash

Lemonade splash occurs after you piss in the toilet and take a heavy shift that causes a rather hefty splash, getting peepee water on your buttcheeks.

I had to daintily dab my buttcheeks with TP to remove the lemonade splash before starting the wiping process.

by doodoopoopoopoo February 11, 2008

Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

Lemonie

Lemonie is a beautiful girl .Mostly blond curly. At first she appears shy but when she gets to know you better she is a strong, sassy and crazy female lead.She is an amazing human and always friendly. She is also curious to learn new things. But when it comes to school she is pretty lazy.

Hey Lemonie <3

by Liseeeee January 22, 2021

Happy lemon

The Happy lemon is from the animation Lenny bobcob created by jason fox. The happy lemon lives in happy Happy land. If you actually saw the happy lemon in real life, you would be so happy you would die

"im a happy lemon" in a lalala type voice

by morphinebunny May 11, 2006

illegal lemon

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)

Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*

by The Other Other December 15, 2008

lemonade

A euphemism for alcohol, particularly whiskey, at the office.

It's Friday afternoon, who wants some lemonade?!

by somereporter February 2, 2017

Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009