left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009

hanger

Noun. An unfinished handjob that leaves the recipient hanging without the release of orgasm. Word is not gender specific.

We were crazy making out on the couch—she was working my cock like a Shakeweight. Then her phone rang, and it was her sister with a flat tire. So, she had to go. Left me with a hanger that would kill Ron Jeremy.

by slegotoo January 23, 2011

Baggage Handler

Someone who loves to be Tea Bagged.

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

by Doyle March 7, 2004

left handed web sites

n. See left handed website. The source of all pr0n on the internet.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Hånden

Hånden means Viktor in latin, and is also the name of the best Viktor player in League Of Legends on the Eroupe West server. Some say that he could easily beat Faker.

Wow that viktor is really good. Must be one of Hånden's smurfs

by 123man123 June 16, 2016

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle

Same thing as spanking it and whackin' it!

Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle.

by Cartman40 July 25, 2009