Gordon Bennett 

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists

Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times

Gordon Bennett by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005

Gorbonk

Gorbonk can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It is used when a cute lil' person does something silly! Usually used for when your girlfriend is being adorable.

"That's what it's all gorbonk!"

"I gorbonked my lil' head!"

"I felt like such a silly gorbonk after I dropped my toothpaste!"

"Cai is a lovely gorbonk!"

Gorbonk by big lil' spoon January 6, 2010

Gordon Monthly 

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

Gordon Monthly by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

gord 

Gord (Gourd) - A person who thinks they are cool but is really retarded and just a fag.

Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors, and posts the pictures with Brand Names written along the sides.

Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics."
Me: "who fucking cares!"

gord by Jimmie Pepperoni April 28, 2008

Flash Gordon 

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

Flash Gordon by Mr Flash January 27, 2005

Gordons-border 

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

Gordons-border by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008

gordong 

A slang term used for the suburb of Gordon, in the North Shore of Sydney. It is similar to the terms 'Chatswong' and 'Lindfong', and is inspired by the large asian population.

let's head down to Gordong, brah!

gordong by Munta April 27, 2008