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gorbonchous 

When someone's the perfect amount of annoyingness so you would feel bad for slapping them but you really want them to fall in a hole/a word that can be used anywhere-any time
David Zou is very gorbonchous.
gorbonchous by Smilly Zou December 9, 2021

gorgonkerk 

inf: the white veiny things on clementines.
I always peel off the gorgonkerk on my clementines before i eat the delicious fruit.
gorgonkerk by Jane Cakemaster December 9, 2008

gorbunkular 

Strange or unprecedented, often used to describe situations or events.
Some dude named Braedyn took a dump on my lawn, what a gorbunkular happenstance.
gorbunkular by AlfredTheBudler August 13, 2023
The Gordonk Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Gordonk
I Shot the Gordonk
Gordonk's Delight
Gordonk by Bubb Rubb November 5, 2003

gorbunkle 

a golf ball sized lump or purtrussion extending from the head above the hairline
Tommy crashed his skateboard and struck his head on the pavement and a large gorbunkle emerged
gorbunkle by john R. doe January 7, 2008
A totally awesome scavenger who suffers from severe brain radiation. Loves THE GREAT MACHINE
Person 1: "Yo, did you see Gorbong last night?"
Person 2: "No, Who is Gorbong?"
Gorbong: "Me Goober" and proceeds to feast on Person2 yeezys
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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