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gorbonchous 

When someone's the perfect amount of annoyingness so you would feel bad for slapping them but you really want them to fall in a hole/a word that can be used anywhere-any time
David Zou is very gorbonchous.
gorbonchous by Smilly Zou December 9, 2021

gorgonkerk 

I always peel off the gorgonkerk on my clementines before i eat the delicious fruit.
gorgonkerk by Jane Cakemaster December 9, 2008

gorbunkular 

Strange or unprecedented, often used to describe situations or events.
Some dude named Braedyn took a dump on my lawn, what a gorbunkular happenstance.
gorbunkular by AlfredTheBudler August 13, 2023
The Gordonk Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Gordonk
I Shot the Gordonk
Gordonk's Delight
Gordonk by Bubb Rubb November 5, 2003

gorbunkle 

a golf ball sized lump or purtrussion extending from the head above the hairline
Tommy crashed his skateboard and struck his head on the pavement and a large gorbunkle emerged
gorbunkle by john R. doe January 7, 2008
A totally awesome scavenger who suffers from severe brain radiation. Loves THE GREAT MACHINE
Person 1: "Yo, did you see Gorbong last night?"
Person 2: "No, Who is Gorbong?"
Gorbong: "Me Goober" and proceeds to feast on Person2 yeezys