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Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.
My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!
by THOBRO August 19, 2013
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Glazervoir

A inner "pocket" of glaze found inside donuts due to the air bubbles that form through the manufacturing process.
"Man, that donut was so great! That glazervoir was just the icing on the cake!"
by JimBob McGee September 10, 2013
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Glade Morgan

Glade Morgan tends to be the most interesting guy in the room at all times, he’s got steeze, amazing creative talents, very nice genetics, and a heart of gold. That’s just scratching the surface of this gem, this particular specimen has an impeccable personality and deserves to be happy always and forever. Also quite gifted down yander. Can sometimes become slightly irritated if you’re careless with words due to their high intelligence. Overall Glade Morgan is a rad ass pimp daddy senpai.
The first time I saw Glade Morgan I had an anxiety attack because he caught me staring at him.
by Frankstie June 13, 2018
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Glaze Blade

A term used to motivate a team during a game of overwatch!
Let’s do this! “GLAZE BLADE
by Gerateful8 April 14, 2021
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gake

Gake is a combination of gay and fake usually used in EarthCraft Culture used in replacement of "gay" or "shitter"
Left still isn't fixing lag he's gake.
by anonymous August 24, 2021
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gake

Combination of "gay" and "fake" used in EarthCraft culture, used as a replacement of "gake", "shit", or "dumb"
Left still hasn't fixed lag he's gake.
by TrueAndRealMaybeMark August 24, 2021
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Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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