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Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.
Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.
by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016
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fraven

|ˈfrāvən|

n. compound word derived from 'fake' and 'raven,' the later term used to label naturally black hair on the rare person whose ethnicity does not dictate black hair color (e.g. Celtic, Southern European, and Baltic). This distinctly differs from an ethnicity that does dictate black hair (e.g. African, Asian, and Native American). Ergo, fraven is artificially black hair on someone who could potentially have naturally black hair. Term is gender neutral.

Most often found on emo and goth individuals. Intended as a counter-culture statement against flonde (fake blonde) and the accompanying mindset / disposition. Those with fraven hair virtually never grasp that fake hair color cannot be a true antithesis to another fake hair color. As artificially colored hair now makes up ~97% of all American females between the ages of 12 and 65, the truly counter-culture hair color is actually 'natural.'
Bob: "I see y'ur little girl's hair has darkened from Disney blonde to a boring, unsexy, natural brunette. How long b'fore her 'friends' convince her to turn herself into a flonde or a fraven?"

Paul: "Since her mother is not shallow enough to artificially color her hair and we promote education, not appearance, our daughter does not have any counter-productive role models."

Bob: "What're you, a terrorist? You tryin' to destroy A'murica?!"
by Bachelor boB December 29, 2015
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Feane

When someone is a drug addict.
You’re gonna become a feane If you keep smoking.
by KAZUXI September 13, 2018
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matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.
She's only with him because she has matza fever.
by thaHNIC February 23, 2009
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citrus fever

a mental, physical, and occasionally spiritual condition caused by obsession with citrus fruits. the first case of this was exhibited by eric estrada, "the great citrus". while this disease may be rare, its affects can be serious. symptoms are worshiping citrus fruits, overconsumption of vitamin c, and using citrus metaphors to explain all aspects of life.
observer 1: she ate a grapefruit for breakfast, wore a bright orange shirt, and i think i saw some paper lemons fall out of her backpack.

observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
by themartianchronicles April 6, 2009
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Ballsack Fever

Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.
Joey had ballsack fever last month. We haven't heard from him since.
by Mkolesar25 May 3, 2012
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Gold Fever

The desire for gold in a gold rush.
When James Marshall found a small gold nugget, the word leaked out and everyone had gold fever.
by Golden Robot March 18, 2017
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