a mental, physical, and occasionally spiritual condition caused by obsession with citrus fruits. the first case of this was exhibited by eric estrada, "the great citrus". while this disease may be rare, its affects can be serious. symptoms are worshiping citrus fruits, overconsumption of vitamin c, and using citrus metaphors to explain all aspects of life.
observer 1: she ate a grapefruit for breakfast, wore a bright orange shirt, and i think i saw some paper lemons fall out of her backpack.
observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
by themartianchronicles April 6, 2009